How to be a proper carpet loving Russian

Nobody knows why Russians are in a symbiotic relationship with carpets. There are hundreds of hypothesis, none which have been ever proven so far. Some say Russians walk on the walls, since gravity is different in the Motherland. Others even go as far as to say it’s a method of keeping your money safe, since carpets are more stable than gold as a currency.

They might even poses certain chemical elements that allow them to absorb tremendous impacts, whenever a drunk Russian doesn’t find his way to the kitchen the first few times. Anyway, here’s a quick guide on how to be a proper Russian, when it all comes down to carpet loving.